UNANSWERABLE QUESTIONS... answered.

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?~~
Because during the zombie apocolypse, we'll want it to be harder for them. duh.
** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
because of the pigments reaction to it.. keep in mind that hair is dead cells.
** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?~~
We can.. we prefer not to.
** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?~~
have you ever left a bottle of glue out in the sun?!
** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?~~
No one would believe it!
** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?~~
a sad sad mans attempt at pathetic humor
** Why is a boxing ring square?~~
box... square... helloooo?
** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?~~
Its a stick of stuff you put on your lips...
** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?~~
because no one is perfect.
** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?~~
drops sounds heavier than falls.
** Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?~~
You do that?!?!
** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?~~
this is what they WANT you to think...
** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?~~
sick sense of humor. and thats usually what happens anyway.
** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?~~
Who are you to say its not the second hand??!?
** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?~~
because everyone is rushing to get home....
** Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?~~
because there is SOMEONE out there who doesnt know what it is.. so someone hands them a big book of words and says " look it up, its in alphebetical order"
** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?~~
there is... the top of your foot:)
** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?~~
who buys the cat food?
** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?~~
because it would be too heavy to fly... duh.
** Can fat people go skinny-dipping?~~
if only they wouldnt...
** Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive
because they need to see how old you are.

GENIUS!! HAHA

WHOOOAAAA .

STUPID WHITE CAR!!! Tonight was actually the first night that I was freaked out on a run... a white car followed me in my loop around deer springs, and after I sprinted up the hill, I hid behind a pine tree until the car was out of sight. I kept seeing white cars the rest of the half mile home, and I swear ... stupid white car owners.. looking like your going to kidnap me or something. psh. I'm too much like lightning for you!!! :)

OOHHHH MYY GOODDNEESS!!!!!

HAHhHhHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA!!! Most HILARIOUS dream EVER!!!IT started out with me just sitting around the house, bored out of my mind, and then I log onto Neopets on the computer because I am just , REALLY bored.and I play this game where I'm spinning a wheel in a mall somewhere trying to get the number 13, but I lost. These random guys commented on my game saying that it was the most hilarious game they'd ever seen, because now, i was actually IN the game. and I'm walking through the mall and I see reece witherspoon or someone like her, dressed up in a bunch of black, and I go Up to her and ask her if she needed help doing her nails, and she said she did, so she put her hands up, and they were SMALL, like baby sized hands, and me and my boyfriend ( who doesnt really exist, but he popped into there and started calling me his girlfriend) are painting his nails, and we look over and there's this GIANT green hill with yellow spots all over it, and brown needles and stuff. someone throws me this plant and I look at the yellow stuff and its that string you can get at walmart in balls. I say Hey honey, we can use this when we get married!! and then my mom's there and she's like... Rylea thats a great Idea, what are you doing?? and i tell her that I'm painting that girls nails and she just leaves. I finish and go over to the green hill where there are a bunch of stick people( some had mustaches and sombreros not going to lie) standing and they have a leader, this guy I know who i'm not going to mention the name of. Theyre ready to attack this group of people that look somewhat like a cartoon version of the avatars and apparantly I'm on their side with my "fiancee" I try to make a truce, but no one will hear it. After the war, ( which consisted of throwing random items like socks, and pie over the hill) I stood in the middle and told them they couldnt fight anymore and the guy i knew on the other side came up to me and said they agreed, and all the needles left the hill, and we went around and picked up the yellow string, there was also a bunch of french books, and tacos that we had to pick up... The guy tried to convince me that I shouldnt marry the guy , and then I get all confuzed because i'm getting married like tomorrow, the save the dates have already been sent out, but we dont have a place where we're going to have it... and he tells me he loves me and I say I feel the same... and then he runs down the hill and my fiancee comes over the hill, and says like " the war is lost then?" ( and he's changed into a stick person with a moustache) and then my dad wakes me up..... Funny thing??? I wanted to go back to sleep.... lol You should have been there... there was ALOT more detail.

Hello World.

Lately has been just plain insane. I've had so much stress, and I apologize for the constant ominous mood. But people really? Stop dropping bombs!!! I dont care what you think about me, so... Shut up:) You dont know the backround story, you wouldn't care if I told you, so till you know the facts, dont pass them on:) Today was one of the days where you just dont want to deal with people so you dont get out of bed. I read 350 pages of twilight (dont judge me, its pretty well written, I hate the hype, but I was in the mood for a sappy love story) and slept more than I have in weeks. I dont mind how slowly the time has passed, because everything has seemed so fast paced lately. I'm VERY glad One Acts are DONE and we pulled it off:)The Olympics are great btw, you should watch them. I'm not being abnormally quiet, so stop asking. Its only abnormal if your used to my constant prattling, which is only to make things less awkward. I'm just letting things happen. No i'm not a different person, even if everyone seems to think I am. I'm just assimilating. I still have the same thoughts, blah blah blah. Nothing interesting to put.. well plenty interesting things to put, but i'm not in the mood to type, so byee:):)