UNANSWERABLE QUESTIONS... answered.

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?~~
Because during the zombie apocolypse, we'll want it to be harder for them. duh.
** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
because of the pigments reaction to it.. keep in mind that hair is dead cells.
** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?~~
We can.. we prefer not to.
** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?~~
have you ever left a bottle of glue out in the sun?!
** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?~~
No one would believe it!
** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?~~
a sad sad mans attempt at pathetic humor
** Why is a boxing ring square?~~
box... square... helloooo?
** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?~~
Its a stick of stuff you put on your lips...
** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?~~
because no one is perfect.
** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?~~
drops sounds heavier than falls.
** Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?~~
You do that?!?!
** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?~~
this is what they WANT you to think...
** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?~~
sick sense of humor. and thats usually what happens anyway.
** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?~~
Who are you to say its not the second hand??!?
** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?~~
because everyone is rushing to get home....
** Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?~~
because there is SOMEONE out there who doesnt know what it is.. so someone hands them a big book of words and says " look it up, its in alphebetical order"
** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?~~
there is... the top of your foot:)
** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?~~
who buys the cat food?
** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?~~
because it would be too heavy to fly... duh.
** Can fat people go skinny-dipping?~~
if only they wouldnt...
** Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive
because they need to see how old you are.

GENIUS!! HAHA